Dr Evil
Dr Evil
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| Points: | 3.305 |
| Rank: | 1235 |
| Opponents defeated: |
10.340 (1530.)
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| Tribe: |
EVIL
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| Villages (2) |
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365|545 |
2.940 |
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364|546 |
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Profile
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Personal text
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Very well. Where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark.
Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really.
At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it. |
Combat achievements
Plunderer (Bronze - Level 2)
Plunder resources from other villages 100 times.
Robber (Bronze - Level 2)
Loot a total of 10.000 resources.
Self-attack (Bronze - Level 2)
Attack yourself and lose more than 100 units in one battle.
Death of a hero (Wood - Level 1)
While supporting other villages, lose 1.000 of your units.
Demolisher (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 building levels using catapults.
Leader (Wood - Level 1)
Defeat a total of 10.000 enemy units.
The Warlord (Wood - Level 1)
Attack 10 different players
Social achievements
Beloved Friend (Wood - Level 1)
Make a total of 5 friendships.
Brothers in Arms (Wood - Level 1)
Be a member of the same tribe for 30 consecutive days.
Educated
Graduated from an apprenticeship under KikiRedStar.
Growth achievements
Architect (Bronze - Level 2)
Build a total of 150 building levels!
Gatherer (Bronze - Level 2)
Scavenge a total of 10.000 resources.
Recruitment Drive (Bronze - Level 2)
Recruit a total of 5.000 units!
Continent scorer (Wood - Level 1)
Make it into the top 100 of a continent!
Market Guru (Wood - Level 1)
Trade resources using the market 10 times.
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Out of time (Wood - Level 1)
Use the instant complete option 15 times!
Score champion (Wood - Level 1)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 100 points.
Other achievements
Castle Assault: Join the fun! (Bronze - Level 2)
Contribute 5.000 medals to help the tribe.
Castle Assault: Siegelord (Bronze - Level 2)
Participate in the destruction of 4 castles.
Achievements on other worlds
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