Is being in your mind like walking a mental tightrope?
Let me push you off..
A moment in your head is an hour of agony but a year in your life is worth one second.
Gifted as a youth, I was given a full scholarship to Europene schools. I based my research (for acceptance) on falsified data, but proceeded to fail my way upwards while avoiding being pruned along the way by complaining to the right people at the right time. the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and I was greased well.
Now i find myself at the head of a world-famous and historied London law firm. Quite out of my depth, but my peers treat me with a quiet respect--whether out of sympathy or fear I cannot know. Nevertheless I live comfortably now and have a great deal of philosophy time. It is in the Water Closet as I bathe where i conceal my intimates and revel in secret prognostications.
In mine imagination, 3-dimensional math equations swirl and coalesce into bright forms. My simple peanut butter mind cannot make heads or tail of them, and yet it must as I am the author of them.
The water from the fluoride filter shower head washes over me, the water barely having an affect due to copious skin oils and medicines. The water comes in waves. It nearly knocks me over with tidal force. I thrash and choke and nearly drown in the shower.
The water comes in waves. This reality is one Wave. Everything that can ever happen is in its breaking. I am barely a droplet, and yet at some point I know either myself or someone like me set this wave in motion!
The shower water blasts down my back like a mountain of water and I am flattened instantly. It surges up my buttock, then rolls back out, surges in again, rolls out--each Wave breaks later and brings more detritis.
one day there will be a Terrible Wave which crashes like Lightning! But!--Will it splinter the rocks and take the very fundament out to sea! Or will it bring home lost sailors, treasures, and shipwrecks--
Will you flood the land for 40 days, Oh Great Wave? Or will your momentum spin the globe on its axis, setting it right!
I'm Waiting! I'm Waiting to See!! I'm Waiting for The Great Lightning Wave!! WIll you strike me down? Or will i get to see the New World as it first crests from the White Peaks!!
Victory achievements
Master of Speed
You were in the top tribe in 1 Speed World.
Winning Tribe
You vanquished World 105 with your tribe Death Approaches.
Combat achievements
Plunderer (Gold - Level 4)
Plunder resources from other villages 10.000 times.
Death of a hero (Silver - Level 3)
While supporting other villages, lose 20.000 of your units.
Robber (Silver - Level 3)
Loot a total of 1.000.000 resources.
Conquest (Bronze - Level 2)
Conquer a total of 50 villages.
Leader (Bronze - Level 2)
Defeat a total of 100.000 enemy units.
Master of the Battlefield (Bronze - Level 2)
Completely destroy 250 hostile armies.
Nobles Faith (Bronze - Level 2)
Defeat 25 noblemen in battle.
Scout Hunter (Bronze - Level 2)
Defeat 50 scouting attacks.
Self-attack (Bronze - Level 2)
Attack yourself and lose more than 100 units in one battle.
Successful noble claims (Bronze - Level 2)
Conquer 25 claimed villages.
The Warlord (Bronze - Level 2)
Attack 25 different players
Wallbreaker (Bronze - Level 2)
Destroy 250 Wall levels using your rams.
Lucky fellow
Conquer a village by getting the loyalty down to exactly 0.
Unlucky fellow
Fail to conquer a village due to the loyalty only being reduced to +1.
Social achievements
The mentor (Gold - Level 4)
As a mentor, train 8 apprentices.
Brothers in Arms (Wood - Level 1)
Be a member of the same tribe for 30 consecutive days.
Growth achievements
Architect (Silver - Level 3)
Build a total of 5.000 building levels!
Continent scorer (Silver - Level 3)
Make it into the top 5 of a continent!
Gatherer (Silver - Level 3)
Scavenge a total of 10.000.000 resources.
Market Guru (Silver - Level 3)
Trade resources using the market 500 times.
Recruitment Drive (Silver - Level 3)
Recruit a total of 50.000 units!
Score champion (Silver - Level 3)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 100.000 points.
Out of time (Bronze - Level 2)
Use the instant complete option 100 times!
Wealth comes in gold (Bronze - Level 2)
Mint 500 gold coins.
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Top scorer (Wood - Level 1)
Make it into the top 1.000 in the world.
Other achievements
Years of Service (Gold - Level 9)
Play Tribal Wars for 9 years.
Ancient Forge: Collector of Recipes (Gold - Level 4)
Find 40 unique recipes.
Ancient Forge: Master Smith (Gold - Level 4)
Craft 40 items.
Castle Assault: It Goes Boom!
Lead the Bombardment action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Join the fun! (Gold - Level 4)
Contribute 15.000 medals to help the tribe.
Castle Assault: On the Front Line!
Lead the Assault action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Row Faster!
Lead the Naval Supply action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Siegelord (Gold - Level 4)
Participate in the destruction of 8 castles.
Noble's Fair: Enjoying the Fair (Wood - Level 1)
Finish 2 activity mini-games in the Noble's fair.
Noble's Fair: The wheel keeps spinning (Wood - Level 1)
